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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

08.06.2025 19:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

What movies have not aged well?

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Undercover cops in New York are riding the subways with iPods on to entice robbery. Is that a form of entrapment? If not, why not?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Hysterias & Posteriors

What should I expect after a BBL surgery?

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

What does it mean when a British person says "I can't be asked"?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

After 600 Years, Astronomers Finally Solve the Mystery of the Missing ‘Guest Star’ - Gizmodo

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

My dog is 2 weeks old. He's not eating, moving and always sleeping and I can't take him to a vet. What should I do?

No go.

No, not a chance

No way

How does gut health affect mental well-being?

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

share office space ...

2025 NFL All-Paid Team: Saquon Barkley, Dak Prescott headline top earners by position - NFL.com

Still no good.

So they tried

Still no good

Why do so many men wait until they are retired or close to it to start having sex with Men? Most of them say they have always wanted to suck dick or be fucked. Why did you wait?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

Have you ever seen your wife being fucked?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading